You’ll regret not kissing her a lot more than you’ll regret kissing her. (via lost-veins)

(Source: 50starsand13bars, via northern--girl)

sagihairius:

cosplaying

pros: cons

cons: pros

(via boba--fetish)

fishmostly:

The geologist/guide on my cave tour earlier refused to talk about how old the formations were because he didn’t want to offend any Creationists who might be on the tour. He just kept saying “X was formed thousands of years ago” when really it was probably hundreds of millions of years ago. I fucking hate this state.

(also: Remember that time at the Austin Aquarium?)

(via awkward0w1)

spookemoij:

What if a pregnancy test just said:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(via awkward0w1)

embarassinglysexualurl:

satanslittlewh0re:

accurate

Very accurate

teamrocketing:

being really excited about something your parents don’t care about

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(via petcanadian)

nahshaw:

MEGA SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING THROUGH REALLY SHITTY SITUATIONS AND ARE TRYING TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER

(via youcanfuckallthewayoff)

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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image bring me the booty

(Source: gloomyspice, via youcanfuckallthewayoff)



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